Col Jensen just fell into his 55th year on this planet

Join [xo] in cheering and celebrating one of the oldtimers in our ranks. Col Jensen just hit 55yrs of age, and I hope you will not shoot me for this Jensen, but he and his wife also celebrated 25 years of marriage. Well done. I do have to remind you that at the age of 55, there is a mandatory visit to the optician each year, just to make sure that you actually can see the ass of the soldier in front of you and know where to crawl.

I think it's also in order to remind all of you to be considerate when using the horn of your vehicle when on the battlefield. Horns startle Col Jensen, from a injury he received at Dalian Plant years ago. He is still in recovery, and his wife banned him from sitting in the front seat of the car. Last time they went on holliday and the car behind them honked the horn - Jensen jammed his head through the sunroof of the car, yelled "Take cover" and told his wife to give him the carmounted machinegun.

Happy birthday Arnfinn.