Barely Legal

I would like to congratulate myself with reaching the [xo] minimum age.


I was born on a rainy, cloudy, snowy day 20 years ago today. I had that cord thing wrapped around my neck like a boa constrictor, but God/whatever must have seen my potential as an online gamer, and released me from certain death with a pair of scissors.

Cheers! I\'m off to buy myself a sturdy bottle of whiskey today :)